Paradoxes, Oxymorons, and Contradictory Statements

In English, a contradictory statement is one that says two things that cannot both be true. Contradictory statements can be used for emphasis and humor.

Oxymorons and paradoxes are two types of contradictory statements. They are a type of figurative language in English. We will explain and demonstrate them in this lesson.

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A contradictory statement is a sentence or idea that says two things that cannot both be true. Contradictory statements are used for humor or to emphasize a point.

For example:

Nobody goes to that restaurant; it is too crowded.

This statement is contradictory. Both parts cannot be true.

If nobody goes to that restaurant, then it can not be crowded (full of people). If the restaurant is too crowded, then it is not true that nobody goes there.

This contradictory statement is used for emphasis. The restaurant is very crowded, so the speaker does not like to go there.


Paradoxes and Oxymorons are two types of contradictory statements in English.


In English, a paradox is a statement that seems to say two opposite things, but may be true. A paradox contradicts itself.

A paradox can also be a situation that is made up of two opposite things that seems impossible but is actually possible.

Paradoxes are used to challenge the mind (to make you think about something in a new way). They can also be used for humor.

Think about this sentence:

I am a compulsive liar.

If the speaker is a liar, then the statement cannot be true. But, if the statement isn't true, then is the speaker really a compulsive liar? It is a paradox. If the statement is true, then it is not true.


Here is another example:

You can save money by spending it.


This seems strange. If you spend money, then you are not saving money. But, it can be true. If you spend money to insulate your house, then you will save money on cooling and heating bills. If you spend money to buy a better automobile, then you will save money on repairs.

a man pushing his car

Let's look at another example:

In George Orwell's novel Animal Farm, you will find this statement:

"All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

At first, this statement is confusing. It does not make sense. The two parts of the statement are contradictory. If all animals are equal, then they can't be different.

However, George Orwell is actually pointing out a political truth in the story. In the novel, the government says everyone is equal, but it has never treated everyone equally. Some of the animals view themselves as more privileged than others. This contradictory statement (paradox) is used to make a point.

a barn


Now, let's look at some funny examples.

A man says:
"I am in total control, but do not let my wife find out."

He says he is in total control, but it sounds like his wife actually controls him.

husband and wife

I am going to start thinking positive,
but I know it will not work.

The speaker is going to speak positive, then he says something negative.

skeptical face

Here are some more paradoxes:

  • I know one thing: that I know nothing.

  • This is the beginning of the end.

  • These are the rules: ignore all the rules.

  • Less is more.

  • Someday you will be old enough to be young again.

  • We need to go backwards to go forwards.

  • Deep down, you're really shallow.

  • If you're not here, raise your hand.

  • Let me say it again: I never repeat myself.

mother and son


An oxymoron is a type of paradox. An oxymoron is a combination of two or more words that have opposite or very different meanings. The words contradict themselves. Sometimes it is meant to be funny.

poor little rich girl

Look at the poor little rich girl.

This is a play on words. If she is rich, then she cannot be poor (without money). However, it means that she is an unhappy girl from a wealthy family.

a sad woman with money

Some words (like "poor") have more than one meaning. An oxymoron can make sense if you use the right definition of a word.

crash landing

The pilot had to make a crash landing.

If a plane crashes, then it does not land. This combination of words actually means to land roughly in an emergency.

Here are some more examples of oxymorons:

  • cruel kindness

  • living dead

  • wise fool

  • bittersweet

  • escaped prisoner

  • clearly confused

  • open secret

  • awfully nice

  • found missing

  • act naturally

  • alone together

  • pretty ugly

  • genuine imitation

  • small crowd

  • seriously funny

  • big baby

  • original copy

  • deafening silence

  • shining darkness

  • orderly chaos

  • big sip

  • dry ice

  • known secrets

a woman telling a secret to her friend

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